So one of the big perks of our new apartment is that there is a dog park close by. A real cute park with pools, climbing toys, pimps and hoes. What?

That’s right our dog park is also the place where all the prostitution is Seattle goes down. Hoes are not attractive and they dress like that store from the not awesome mall in your city, you know the one, every sketchy mall has that store. Pimps are also dressing down these days… It’s hard out there on a pimp, says his busted Jordans. So needless to say we’re staying away from the dog park… Unless Angie decides that’s the job that will make her happy.