At the front of every traffic jam is usually one of these Subaru Outback Wagon looking things. I often find myself stuck in highway traffic going 35 mph in the middle of a the day in Seattle and I usually end up merging properly and eventually getting to the front of the line and I see one of these. Heck, look at the picture this guy was driving along perfectly fine and then he just stopped at the side of the road. He must have seen a rainbow or a granola tree… actually this picture was probably taken in Portland because in Seattle they wouldn’t get off the road before they just stopped.
First off I am a Dad, my family is my favorite thing on this planet. I spends my days making the internet a better place to shop, I spend my evenings playing some version of hide & seek and my nights hunting down sneakers, writing blogs and having priceless conversations with adults. If I could only do one job for the rest of my life it would be to design/manufacture/sell the perfect sweatpant, if I could eat one thing it would be Little Caesars Pizza, if I could wear only one thing it would be grey New Balance Sneakers and if I could watch only one movie it would be Nick & Noras Infinite Playlist. I try to make every day more awesome than the last and on most days I succeed with flying colors. It’s nice to meet you.